Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
swear words, permitted

Original ID   : 713
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


You may say bitch and sod, because a “sod” is a clump of grass, and a “bitch” is a female dog. Bastard, however, is the acid test.

Nick D

Twat, somewhat less convincingly, can be used to mean a pregnant goldfish. An insult that is in common use in Egypt, along with “may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits”.

Jon B