Law of the Playground

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Stumping

Original ID   : 3259
Created On    : 2003-12-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Stumping was a well-loved summer activity at our school. The leader - and pivotal stumper - was Kev Jones.

Kev Jones was born with one and a half arms; the half ended in a smooth stump above the elbow. Kev would nominate a victim, who would be chased around the school field. Once caught, they were held down, and had Kev’s stump rubbed in their face. Stumped!

It’s heartwarming to see a boy so utterly at peace with his disability. Although it is somewhat equivalent to a man with a three inch penis stabbing it in your eye. Which pretty much sums up my weekend. Wahwah. - Log

Jake S