Law of the Playground

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stuart rations

Original ID   : 706
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Stuart used to buy a large portion of chips. We would only get one if we used to clap like seals. If we did, Stuart would throw us a single chip and shout “Stuart Rations!”. This blatant power fantasy seemed perfectly natural.

Greg B