Law of the Playground

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Street Survey

Original ID   : 1561
Created On    : 2003-03-12
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Pointless time-filling Geography exercise compulsory for every child in Britain to perform at least once. It involved writing down the registration plate of every car in the chosen street.

Come to think of it, Ken Livingstone didn’t have to spend all that money on fancy cameras around the congestion charge zone. He could have just dispatched class 5 from the local primary.

Conor F

Our street surveys involved large scale shoplifting on the other side of town, although I appreciate this may not have been the objective as stated on the curriculum.

[anon]