stocks
Original ID : 702 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A very stupid and irresponsible thing to leave lying around a primary school, especially one in which the eminently bulliable Patrick Sears is a pupil. A remnant from the Sports Day, and the humourous “throw sponges at a teacher” stall, the stocks were left … in the playground. This frightening oversight led to much pain on the part of Patrick Sears. We didn’t have sponges to hand, unfortunately, but we improvised admirably with pebbles. “They’ve got Patrick in the stocks!” was the excited cry, and I may be wrong, but the teachers were very slow to react.