Law of the Playground

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steptoe face, please

Original ID   : 698
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Upon being asked “Steptoe face please”, the target had to make a face like Albert Steptoe from Steptoe and Son. The (quite polite) request could come at any time, even when you were in the middle of answering a teacher’s question. If the required face was not made, the person making the request was entitled to beat the target up.

Dominic S