Original ID : 4844 Created On : 2005-07-15 Last Modified : 2006-01-02
The coolest of the “gun” weapons to be found in a school, beating glue guns by a fucking mile.
It is possible to launch yourself through the air, with a staple gun in each hand, firing http://cine.publispain.com/PELICULAS/transporter.jpg into planks of wood across the room.
For closer-range attacks, simply staple a Dairylea triangle to the wall in reception. Some bursting may occur, but ours stayed there long enough to go rotten. Perhaps they thought it was science.
Bionic S
I don’t know what kind of establishment Bionic Sheep went to, but the staplers at my school were barely powerful enough to punch through a small wad of paper, let alone ‘planks of wood across the room’. I get the impression that his rememberances are somewhat shrouded in the tinsel and glitter. Or possibly the staplers at my school were just shit.