Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
squashed liver

Original ID   : 694
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A local urban myth peddled by an irresponsible adult about a local old man who used to go mad when someone shouted “squashed liver” through his letterbox. The old man was then capable of speeds up to 70 mph when chasing kids who had shouted squashed liver, who he would then kill. He is still alive today, but due to being over 90 cannot get above 40 mph.

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