Law of the Playground

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Spunk, Purple

Original ID   : 1557
Created On    : 2003-03-11
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Between the ages 11 and 13, I laboured under the delusion that cum was purple, and had the consistency of frogspawn. It was started by a child who claimed to have seen his brother’s spunk.

Being eager to impress, the next day I told my friends that I myself had come. Moreover, I claimed to have produced a pint of plum coloured spooge. I was hailed as a hero, until puberty let everyone know that I was either a liar or a freak…

It was at this point that I should have pointed out that the lie came originally from a boy who watched his brother wank.

Phil D