Law of the Playground

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spooner

Original ID   : 687
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


One who finds a friend’s younger sibling attractive. Based on the true story of Robert Durrent, who quite actually spooned out some of his little sister’s love gloop, and ate it like cough medicine.

The B

A male born with no kind of genitals whatsoever. Possibly, we decided, based on the resemblence of the bare groin to the smooth, featureless… shiny… back of a spoon. Just another thought; this may be based on the sexless but affectionate practice of spooning; presumably, anyone choosing to simply hug their partner in bed must be some kind of cockless neuter.

Jon B