Law of the Playground

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Spoon

Original ID   : 2326
Created On    : 2003-08-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A unit or activity of hard work. When a classmate exerts more than the accepted ‘minimum effort’ in the classroom, mime the motion of spooning a substance out of a container. This substance is “effort” - feel free to say “eff- ort " whilst spooning.

For extreme cases, imitating a JCB operator or the motion of the Channel tunnel excavator is required.

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