Law of the Playground

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Spoilsports

Original ID   : 5207
Created On    : 2005-10-10
Last Modified : 2006-01-02


Spoilsports was a game of my invention which involved going around the playground and fucking up everyone else’s game - kicking footballs over the school fence, standing in the middle of the girls’ game of elastics, and so on.

The game was great fun, but was sadly curtailed when I had the shit thoroughly kicked out of me by an older girl.

I spent much of the afternoon sat on a female teacher’s lap sobbing like a great jessie. And that’s why I like NWA.

[anon]

I played this game regularly, although we called it ‘Poiling People’s Pames’. Our code was truly unbreakable.

Mark G