Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
speednob, monster

Original ID   : 680
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The act of drawing a 300 foot long, fully detailed phallus in the wet sand on Tenby Beach during a Geography field trip, before teachers can descend a cliff to stop you. Chances are, however, that they will simply look dismayed and let you have your fun. Which is pretty patronising when you think about it.

Colonel F

Not one but TWO space penises. Truly our cup runneth over. Thanks to Darren and Anonymous for these.

Yarm School, Teeside:

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Bellemoor School, Southampton:

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Darren L