Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
special unit children, unpunished abuse of

Original ID   : 676
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Go up to an S.U. kid, face full of innocence and concern, and say “Jonfun, what are you still doing here?” On sighting the blank(er) expression, say “Didn’t you hear the fire bell? We’ve all got to go home!”. A few more “Go on!"’s should be enough to get him thru the gate. The terrible thing? They never even noticed he’d gone.

[anon]