Law of the Playground

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Spastics as dinner guests, consequences of

Original ID   : 5666
Created On    : 2006-01-22
Last Modified : 2007-06-14


My friend Phil’s parents invited a load of members of the local Spastics society around for Christmas day. Phil denied this for years, until on a boating trip to Norfolk he was made to walk the plank off the side of the barge with a sign reading “I had spastics round for Christmas” hanging around his neck.

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