Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
spastic pastic

Original ID   : 1003
Created On    : 2002-12-21
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Daniel Parry - Spastic Pastic - made the mistake of announcing that he was very ill and that we shouldn’t make him laugh or else he’d cough up blood. I made him laugh, and much to my delight, he wasn’t joking. A week or so later he left, never to be seen again. To this day I don’t know if I inadvertently killed him.

James T