Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
soggynosis

Original ID   : 847
Created On    : 2002-12-12
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A medical complaint where the nose becomes soggy and spreads sideways across the face. Used to insult anyone with larger than average nostrils.

The inventor had meant the insult to be a clever reference to the computer game company “Psygnosis”. The fact that no-one realised this meant the insult caught on, and he wasn’t delivered a beating for being a “spod”.

Jon B