Law of the Playground

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Soggy Biscuit

Original ID   : 2629
Created On    : 2003-10-07
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A group of boys stand in a circle around a biscuit, wanking. The last one to spunk on it has to eat it. An urban myth?

Slab G

Let me run with this one, Slab Ghost. A while ago I was curious about whether this was an urban myth, myself. It had all the hallmarks; I’d never met anyone who’d played it, but everyone seemed to know someone who had. So I asked 1866 men how close they had got to this near-legendary game. Here are the results.

<img src=“http://www.disappointment.com/soggybiscuitpoll.gif">

<code>Poll graphic taken from http://www.outintheuk.com</code>

Jon B

You really do have too much time on your hands, Log, my dear man.

[anon]

that’s not time , *penski. Time isn’t that sticky.

Susan T

Out of interest, what the fuck does “E: Other” apply to? Am I to believe that 10.2% of the people you asked have perhaps refereed a game or coached a player? Is “training for soggy biscuit” an optional part of the Sports Psychology A Level?

dan u

Maybe they provided the biscuit.

[anon]