Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Snowblower, your mother was a

Original ID   : 6885
Created On    : 2013-02-17
Last Modified : 2013-02-17


Popular yet confusing insult at our West Midlands primary school. Was it based on a huge misunderstanding about what “blow job” meant? Was it some kind of drug reference? Or just an accusation that your dad liked humping machinery? I'm still baffled.

log : Here, let me help - it's a quote from the movie Short Circuit. Here's the clip, which also features the excellent line “this little fart of a robot is giving me the red-ass”. By the way, if any of your friends said “don't get your mum wet after midnight,” that wasn't a reference to two of the three rules about keeping a Mogwai. They said that because your mum is a massive slag.

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