Law of the Playground

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snogging

Original ID   : 4881
Created On    : 2005-07-22
Last Modified : 2005-10-07


At school in the 60s, it was deeply uncool if you hadn’t snogged anyone. Snogging people kept your lips moist and delicious, so if you developed chapped lips, it meant you’d never snogged anyone, and were also a virgin.

If you developed a cold, you would be a snotty, bunged-up virgin who’d never been snogged, until you got better. Then you would have snogged and had sex again, until the next chapped lip, when you would, once again, become a virgin.

[anon]