Smoking
Original ID : 4183 Created On : 2004-11-29 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
The vigilance of local shopkeepers denied us access to real cigarettes, so a competition developed to see who could smoke the most unpleasant and noxious substance found in the school classrooms.
We tried many items such as rolled up newspaper, animal bedding, plants, etc. But first prize went to the boy who attempted to smoke a significant length of bunsen burner tube. He lit one end, and then inhaled the fumes from the other.
He was, of course, copiously sick, leaving the classroom like a scene from The Exorcist. Magic.