Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Size nines

Original ID   : 2967
Created On    : 2003-11-10
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


There’s every chance that we did know what our woodwork teacher meant, when he said " pack it in or i’ll stick my size nine up your backsides “. There’s a considerable possibility that we knew he meant his shoe, in a non-penetrative sense.

But we never let him know that.

[anon]