Law of the Playground

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sing hosanna to the king... of kings...

Original ID   : 638
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The popular assembly hymn in which all the infants wonderfully and as one sang “of kings…” at the end of the chorus, their voices trailing off as they realise there isn’t another “of kings” there.

Dave B

A slightly thick girl called Susan thought it was called ‘Sing Susannah’ and was therefore about her. Like anyone would go up to a King - let alone the King of Kings - and just sing her name. Then shuffle off awkwardly, realising that you hadn’t planned anything else to say. Just “Susannah”.

[anon]