Law of the Playground

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Silks

Original ID   : 3448
Created On    : 2004-02-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


One fellow pupil advocated the use of his mother’s “silks” as a masturbation aid. We were never quite sure what was supposed to happen with the underwear, until he demonstrated what became known as " the silks dance " with a pair of imaginary tights. The dance is too complex to describe here – just imagine a boy fucking a stocking and you’re not too far off.

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