Law of the Playground

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Shoe Cookery

Original ID   : 3359
Created On    : 2004-01-16
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Turn a normal cookery lesson into shoe cookery by putting a rival chef’s shoe into a pre-heated oven.

For dessert, pour ribena in the CO2 extinguisher’s horn and spray it all over the ceiling.

Mike A