Shatterproof Rulers

Original ID   : 3659
Created On    : 2004-03-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

Well - you had to be sure.

[anon]

Mr Darling, our secondary school Physics teacher took great delight in watching me snap a shatterproof ruler into pieces by mistake, whilst testing the limits of its bendiness.

“Just because it’s shatter proof, doesn’t mean it’s unbreakable " he smugly exclaimed.

Well why didn’t you tell me that before I wasted 50p on a non-indestructible ruler then, you twat? I could have bought two packets of crisps at break for that.

Russell C

Helen Bailey walked up to the teacher’s desk in Y4 of primary school, picked up her 30cm Helix shatterproof ruler and snapped it right in front of her. I was stood right next to her. Laughed my pre-pubescent cock off.