Law of the Playground

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shat poo

Original ID   : 899
Created On    : 2002-12-16
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Someone getting a brand new Helix plastic ruler was generally acknowledged as the opening gambit of a game of Shat Poo. Similar to Speednob, the brand new ruler would carefully be passed to owner of the sharpest compass, who would then scratch away the crazily jagged ‘Shatter Proof’ logo until only ‘Shat Poo’ remained. The modified ruler would then be replaced carefully into the victim’s pencil case and hilarity would ensue (as it so often does) on discovery.

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