secretary, the
Original ID : 5334 Created On : 2005-11-02 Last Modified : 2005-11-04
Having found myself waiting outside the headmaster’s office for a menial crime, I became rather bored and decided it was a good opportunity to practice my Kung Fu kicks against his door. However, mid-kick, the headmaster opened it to find an 8 year old girl in an undeniably threatening pose.
He was so horrified that he sent me to stand outside the secretary’s office, a punishment, I was told, that he had never before been forced to bestow upon any pupil. As it was, the secretary was a kind elderly lady named Mrs. Brooks, who put plasters on children’s knees when they fell over. She made me some Ribena and then sent me back to class.