Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
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Original ID   : 2374
Created On    : 2003-09-08
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The first Gulf War prompted no moral discussion on the ethics of modern warfare. It did provide a sparkling new range of insults. Out went threatening to ‘smack’ someone and in came the terror-inducing ‘I’ll scud you in the eye’, for example.

The ’exocet’ shot was introduced to football, and everybody called Colin was re-christened Colon after Colon Powell.

petrocelli

Exocets were from the Falklands War, actually . I know this because I got a detention in 1981 for saying ‘Ooh, HMS Sheffield’ when a fellow pupil took a basketball full in the face and fell over.

Julian B