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School Weirdos

Original ID   : 6650
Created On    : 2006-10-31
Last Modified : 2007-06-14

A chap at my school (now training to be a circus ringmaster) went all-out to establish a reputation as the school weirdo. His antics included:

  1. Performing impromtu hygiene services where he’d run up behind you, whip out a toothbrush and clean your teeth for as long as it took you to shake him off. All the while, he’d croon “I’m a doctor” in an American accent.

  2. Putting his penis (which he’d named “Eugene”) in a bap and parading around.

  3. Producing a dead crow from his pants in an English lesson.

  4. Being employed as a mercenary to kick people up the arse because it was highly likely he’d be in trouble at the end of the day anyway.

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