Law of the Playground

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school medical

Original ID   : 619
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In junior school I had a school medical where a man made me run round the gym naked. No one believes me and thinks it’s some kind of strange fantasy, but it must be true as I remember dropping a mini skip and a jump in and no one fantasizes in that much detail.

Gilbo

Something I am alone in remembering is the time in the Infant School when a woman came in to feel our balls in the Head’s Office.

No, really.

Matt S

I remember a nurse playing with my foreskin in primary school. I had just been tested on piling up some coloured bricks, and I assumed that the penis examination was a punishment.

Parents say they’ll “throttle” you if you don’t shut up… getting your foreskin raped seemed, therefore, entirely appropriate for underperformance in a coloured brick-piling exercise.

[anon]