Sausage on a plate
Original ID : 4956 Created On : 2005-08-08 Last Modified : 2005-08-14
Shower-time practice of stretching the scrotum out with both hands until it is perpendicular to the body, causing the genitals to resemble the titular item. Accompanied by a cry of “Sausage on a plate!!”
Most commonly seen in lunchtime rugby practise. Does not go down so well in french lessons.
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This can become ‘mouse on a trampoline’ by bouncing the ‘sausage’ gently on the ‘plate’.
Only a mouse ? I’d keep that one quiet if I were you. Oops. Too late. - Matt