Law of the Playground

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rubber balls and liquor

Original ID   : 605
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


1: After every question i ask, say “rubber balls and liquor.”

2: okay.

1: What did you eat for breakfast?

2: Rubber balls and liquor.

1: What did eat for lunch?

2: Rubber balls and liquor.

1: What are you going to eat for dinner?

2: Rubber balls and liquor.

1: What are you going to do to your girlfriend tonight?

2: Rubber balls and liquor.

The idea of kid #2’s having a girlfriend with a set of testicles, and kid #2’s confession of rubbing and licking them proved to be an endless source of absurd merriment.

Mike