Law of the Playground

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rope climbing, the limitless joy of

Original ID   : 603
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


My discovery was that the friction caused by climbing ropes in the school gym was rather pleasurable, giving you that extra incentive to climb all the way to the top, even though your arms are about to wither and drop off. Unfortunately it all ended in tragedy one day when I actually orgasmed and ejaculated all over my PE shorts. Changing back into school uniform was a delicate operation that day.

Kellog