Law of the Playground

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Rooms, Dalek-proof.

Original ID   : 5568
Created On    : 2006-01-03
Last Modified : 2006-02-17


A short-lived obsession at high school was the fear of Dalek invasion, and so we set out to identify the one Dalek-proof room in the school. Worryingly, the school was built on a slope, and so there was Dalek access through ground level doors on every floor.

However, we soon found a safe room, which was half way up the main flight of stairs, and therefore inaccessible to Daleks. Ironically enough, this was the room that had been allocated to the disabled students.

Graham B