Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
ridley

Original ID   : 597
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The most basic form of retort to an insult, taking its name from the following exchange during cross country:

Me: God, you really are crap.

Ridley: No, you’re crap.

Just less imaginative than “what you say is what you are”.

Bedslug

Also in this category are flat and unwavering denials of a blatant truth, such as the colour of your hair, or whether you have buttoned up your shirt one button off.

Jon B