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Retarded (Under the Influence of Lee Majors)

Original ID   : 5969
Created On    : 2006-04-20
Last Modified : 2008-02-04


High School. Lunch.

Phil and Charlie, both retarded, are taking turns jumping on a wooden bench. Phil then flips out and jumps on the bench non-stop until the slats splinter.

Charlie shrieks and then turns to Phil: “Phillip, I told we should not play Fall Guy.”

Phil turns to me and points menacingly: “Don’t tell nobody I did that.”

They both scamper away.

[anon]