Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
queef

Original ID   : 5023
Created On    : 2005-08-25
Last Modified : 2005-10-15


A vaginal fart. Also useful for attracting the attention of Keith, who will say “what?” Hilarity will be waiting just around the corner.

Alana

My Canadian girlfriend insists that in her country of birth, a vaginal fart is called a ‘quiff’. This makes it very difficult to talk about Elvis, Morrissey or my own hairstyle without her erupting into fits of laughter.

Maybe she’s just taking the piss out of your RIDICULOUS HAIRCUT. Especially when you consider that http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=4966- Matt

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