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Purple Helmet Duckworth

Original ID   : 4059
Created On    : 2004-11-03
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Irritable and ginger maths teacher Mr Duckworth had a PhD from some university or other. One day, whilst waiting for his arrival in class, Edward loudly informed us that PhD was an acronym for “Purple Helmet Duckworth”. It was widely agreed that this was true.

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