Law of the Playground

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purple durple

Original ID   : 575
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A two handed nipple gripple. It should also be much harder than the nipple gripple, so that the nipples turn a gruesome shade of purple. The nipple gripple can be used for fun - the purple durple is for punishment only.

Marlon P

A purple durple was also known as a “Chinese Radio” because it looked like someone tuning one of the old style radios with two knobs and made the recipient go “EEEEEEOWEEEOEOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWOOOOOOOOOW!” You know, like all the Chinese do.

Gotty G