Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
purple cloud

Original ID   : 1236
Created On    : 2003-01-29
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


An unpopular female music teacher with dark hair one day appeared to have dyed it slightly purple. Todd Roylance, the perennial teacher-breaker, asked her why she had purple hair, to which she replied, “I walked under a purple cloud, and it rained!”

This pathetic attempt at a joke was met with howls of sarcastic laughter, and cries of “That’s so funny, miss!”, “You should be a comedian!”, and possibly a simple, “You’re shit, miss!”. She left the room in tears.

Bobs M