Law of the Playground

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pug mills, fun with

Original ID   : 573
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Defecating into the pug mill (a device used to compress and recycle clay) will create an incredibly powerful stench, and create a substance not unlike clay from the nozzle. Unless the teacher has a genuinely filthy mind, the last thing s/he will think is that a child has gone bo-bos in the mill. The worst thing that will happen is a change of clay supplier. The last I heard of Dusty, our school’s pug mill innovator, he was managing the bakery in Sainsbury’s .

Colonel F