Original ID : 3807 Created On : 2004-04-22 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A game played on a quiet stretch of road, in which a child will lie down in the middle of the road, and await the reactions of drivers.
The judges hide behind a parked car or a low wall, and await results.
SCORING :
**Posture : ** Creating the crazy-armed impression that your limbs are mangled will enhance your score greatly.
**Sound Effects : ** Groaning, moaning, wailing, howling - all popular choices.
**Speed of Oncoming Vehicle : ** obviously you get more points if there’s squealing brakes, and the car stops with its front bumper over your forehead.
**Reaction of Driver : ** Anger beats upset, unless they’re really really upset, upset beats indifferent, indifferent beats joining-in laughter.
TWO THINGS, BARRY BERNDES :
Lie where you will be seen by the oncoming cars. Getting killed by the car is the equivalent of a 22 in Blackjack.
Don’t wear your school uniform if it’s easily identifiable, or there will be assemblies about it.
The Price Is Shite is a pun, and is therefore funny even if it has no relation to the game itself.