Law of the Playground

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pop goes the weasel

Original ID   : 3009
Created On    : 2003-11-12
Last Modified : 2011-10-08


The fact that “plastic” rhymes with “spastic” led to some speculation that Scopers were made out of the stuff.

Half a pound of nuts and bolts,
Half a pound of plastic.
Stick them in the washing machine,
Out pops a spastic!

The single redeeming feature of this rhyme is the jubilant bursting out of the washing machine by the freshly manufactured spastic. You could almost imagine him with a rose between his teeth and jazz hands.

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