pop goes the weasel
Original ID : 3009 Created On : 2003-11-12 Last Modified : 2011-10-08
The fact that “plastic” rhymes with “spastic” led to some speculation that Scopers were made out of the stuff.
Half a pound of nuts and bolts,
Half a pound of plastic.
Stick them in the washing machine,
Out pops a spastic!
The single redeeming feature of this rhyme is the jubilant bursting out of the washing machine by the freshly manufactured spastic. You could almost imagine him with a rose between his teeth and jazz hands.