Poor Reasons for Detentions
Original ID : 2561 Created On : 2003-10-01 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
My first ever detention, year 4. What for? Dunking an apple in my chocolate milk. A strange, strange, reason to punish one so young.
Next, year 8, writing ‘fuck’ in an essay on pirates. Pirates DO say “Fuck”! Good examples are: ‘fuckin land ahoy’ and ‘yarrrr me fucker.’ and ‘fuckin shiver me fuckin timbers.’
They. DO.