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Pooley's Portable Garden

Original ID   : 3495
Created On    : 2004-02-12
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The large, hairy birthmark of Mark Pooley. Also had a theme tune, which I can’t remember. So that’s useful.

( I bet it rhymed garden with hard-on, though. If it didn’t, you had no place making up theme tunes about portable gardens - Log )

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