Law of the Playground

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polyvelts

Original ID   : 559
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Part of Clarkes Shoes better-thought-out plan for world domination. Realised that children only wanted shoes on the basis that they were ‘good for skidding’ when it snowed. Looked like Cornish pasties for feet.

Anne-Marie

AS YOUTHS IN THE LATE SEVENTIES/EIGHTIES WE WERE ALL IN GANGS. WE WERE PunX N SKINZ BUT THE WAS ONE LAD WHO WAS A SMOOTHY(Scouse for casual dress). HE HAD THE FIRST PAIR OF POLYVELDTS WE'ED EVER SEEN,WE ALL HAD NICKNAMES BACK IN THE DAY. AN CONSEQUENTLY HIS NAME BECAME “Veltz”!!!

FIN@M@N L@

cf : We've already got the gold standard for browse.php?type=subject&id=42. Thanks for whatever the fuck that was, though!

[anon]