Polling
Original ID : 4553 Created On : 2005-05-04 Last Modified : 2005-05-12
Polling is very much like posting, in that it includes slamming a child’s balls against something unforgiving. However, polling takes place on the top deck of a bus, and rather than having one single “post”, towards which all your energies are focussed, you have around ten metal “poles”. This allows for a much more chaotic sense of potentially-endless bollock agony.
- Form a committee. Nominate a Pole Master and a Pole Greaser. All other committee members are muscle
- Block the stairs to the lower deck. The Pole Master shouts Grease The Pole !
- The Pole Master walks up the aisle, looking at each boy, smiling and rubbing the poles. His gaze falls upon the selected boy.
- At the same time, the Pole Greaser has been polishing the poles with a cloth - once the child is selected, he announces The Pole Is Greased, Master
- The selected is hoisted up, and has his bollocks slammed against the poles.