Poetic Bullies
Original ID : 2226 Created On : 2003-08-08 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
The bullies of Leicestershire appear to be slightly more poetic than their Derbyshire brethren. One child approached me, and said;
" Look into my eyes… "
His eyes, like Kaa the Python from the Jungle Book, whispered Trust In Me … then he slammed his knee into my tender sweetbreads, and said;
" Your balls are paralysed. “.
In Derbyshire you’d just get a good kicking. Twice. Fucking Leicester fops .