Law of the Playground

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Poetic Bullies

Original ID   : 2226
Created On    : 2003-08-08
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The bullies of Leicestershire appear to be slightly more poetic than their Derbyshire brethren. One child approached me, and said;

" Look into my eyes… "

His eyes, like Kaa the Python from the Jungle Book, whispered Trust In Me … then he slammed his knee into my tender sweetbreads, and said;

" Your balls are paralysed. “.

In Derbyshire you’d just get a good kicking. Twice. Fucking Leicester fops .

Nick H