Law of the Playground

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Playground Napalm

Original ID   : 1267
Created On    : 2003-02-02
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Remove the cap from a whiteboard marker, then light the ink-sodden tip. This creates a slow burning wick than can be hurled into the open sunroof of the headmistress’ car, gutting the interior. Alternately, throw at walls, ceilings, or animals.

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